Tuesday, February 28, 2006
ok.let's get this topic started today.if you didn't already know.howe's sister ZOE ran away from home just yesterday.i am not sure what happen but hey she claims that she hates the family and ran away.so,after her family ran around Singapore calling her friends and all.she was found to be living with a friend.
let me teach you guys about this sort of problems.Kids nowadays are very spoilt.Unable to live with air-con,handphones,computers and diamond underwear.Whatever happened to the ruggedness in people back then.If you need to deal with the kids.do it.
Allow me and Mr Hook to teach you guys about maintaining kids under control.
NOTE:Most of the contents here are taken from www.maddox.xmission.com
Don't Be Afraid To Beat Your Kid
i am serious.take no shit from them.you own the kid,you made them,they should be servicing you.Kick their ass when they defy you.
step 1:THE SLAP.
Yes,this is a tried and tested method that works wonders.When your kid is pestering you to buy toys,eat something etc and you simply are busy......just slap them.Make sure you flick your hand back at the last moment to give a stinging sensation.
I GUARANTEE YOU THE KID WILL SHUT UP...if not proceed to step 2.
step 2:1,2 PUNCH.
Now if the kid still won't shut his mouth.give him the 1,2 punch.aim for his face and land 2 square jabs first.Then give him an uppercut to make him shut up.Mix it up a little to prevent him from guessing your pattern.You can stop when there is blood flowing out or he shutted his mouth.
step 3:the DRAGONKICK.
No explanation needed.Great to use when the kid embarrased you by peeing/shitting in his/her pants.
step 4:PVC pipe
they say:spare the rod and spoil the child.I say:spare the rod and use the pipe.CANES are no longer in effectiveness anymore as kids nowadays have thicker skin.you have to change with the times.Use a PVC pipe.When the kid talks back to you when you are ordering him.take this out,whack him in the head.Bound to give surprising effects.
NOTE:CHILD ABUSE is when the parents hit the kids with no reason whatsoever.So when you beat the kid.tell them you love them just so you would't get your ass sued.
Next.mr hook shows you how to do it the RIGHT WAY.
LOL.IT's amazing how Mr Hook handles his problems.Now,if you people don't want to do the dirty job.You can hire me.
RIGHT!I expect business to pick up very soon.
Posted by CSV at 12:30:00 PM
Monday, February 27, 2006
ok.just to clarify you all.there are 2 csv now.1 of them is an imposter and has went to the other blog using the exact same thing.so it's not the owner of www.-insatiable.blogspot.com it's someone else.so don't jump the gun too fast eh.
don't worry,i know what to deal with this fool of a spammer here.
Posted by CSV at 6:27:00 PM
oh man,almost forgot to blog....well,i am looking for a new blogskin actually....and i am trying to find one that has archives so you longtime readers of my blog can look at those post which made me so famous...lol.particulary that kid hating post......the lavender bad experience one.....and last but not least the ADAM post......
right.since i am no longer working anymore....i have to spend the entire day at home studying maths.I know it sounds weird but trust me,i am studying for my maths.Bloody hell,to add salt to wound,oil to fire,Neo to Matrix.......i just found out that i can only sit for the exam at the END OF THE YEAR not in June.Shitty man....this means that i have to spend close to a year,studying dumb subjects of whatever course i end up in and maths at the same time.bleagh,damn sian i tell you.
while your friends are out there enjoying themselves with their friends or whatever,you are basically stuck at home doing nothing or something.
i mean if i cannot get into the cooking course,at least let me into the cyber digital security course la.......at least i can learn to hack computers..........
right,i think that's enough complaining for today.need to toughen up,think straight and continue to study........give me some power or will please.......
OH KL GIRL!!!!!!!!!OH MALAYSIAN GIRL!!!!!!!!!!ARGH GO PUT A SOCK IN IT!!!!!
hmm,mr hook is missing for a long time eh?let me reawaken him.....
right see you all next time.
Posted by CSV at 2:24:00 PM
Saturday, February 25, 2006
yes,back.and apparently,shit dropped on me again.today,i went to IOI mall to watch my sister dance with her dancing group.So on my way there,my mum told me that my MALAYSIAN GIRLFRIEND was there.In case you don't know, let me refresh your memory.
2 years ago during chinese new year.This girl came to my house to celebrate CNY with my family.Apparently,they are my parents friend.They got 2 daughters,one 16 one 13.
Both are very beautiful girls.However i took more of an interest in the older one.She was pretty,she was just right,she had good figure.we proceeded to play mahjong after that and etc.
the one thing i did not do was to ask her for her number....
so,we lost contact since then.
i tried to look for her these 2 years during CNY and normal days and she doesn't seem to be that free whether it's studying or hanging out at the basketball court with all the EVER-SO-FIT Baskeballers who are freaking good looking and are total popular with girl.
fast forward to today,i saw her right there in the central hall.My mum got her attention and asked her if she remembers me.......she nodded.I wasn't convinced.If she did remember me,why didn't she even greet me when i passed her back then.......
she is still as beautiful as ever.The bad thing is that,i did not bothered to further the conversation by talking more.Instead i was more interested in keeping myself occupied by looking at the stage and then i started to feel stupid.I feel like cutting myself with a blade.My stupidity overtook me again.Fuck!
So i was just sitting down there.wading in remorse and despair once again.My brother then suddenly mentioned this:why you don't want talk to her,very nice what.her breast so big"
thats when i flared up.i could have scolded him right there and then,but i didn't.i feel like saying this to him.WHAT THE FUCK IS SO IMPORTANT ABOUT THE BREAST.THEY ARE JUST TWO LUMP OF MEAT.SURE,I LIKE BREAST MYSELF.BUT I DON'T GO TALKING ABOUT THEM 24/7.ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S MY FRIEND YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
Man,he is just a pathetic loser.always trying to look for a girlfriend with big breast.Fucking Idiot.
he's not going to get it.
so here i am,typing this shit out while the malaysia girl is out there enjoying herself.Just when the KL girl scenario is over,here comes the Malaysian girl.....i could have only wish that i had more guts and natural instinct to talk to her and ask her for her number.....fucking useless man.
enough for today.
Posted by CSV at 9:52:00 PM
hey ho.what's up people.Went to Singapore today to ask about my retaking matters and guess what,i need to go to MOE headquarters to register as private.What the hell man,waste my time.you guys never mention anything to me through the telephone either.today was a bad day,Had wardrobe malfunction and bad hair day together.My gel didn't work it's magic today and i am stuck with hair gelled up looking like a fool.and what's worst,i am wearing white shirt with white cargo pants.Looking more like a fool.Bloody hell,i don't know why i didn't wear my jeans or my layer clothing but i guess i just wanted to look like a fool.For once.or for eternity.
right,so i got my books ready but i notice that i am getting rusty with the maths after 3 months of not praticising.I just hope i can make it on time and prove to everyone out there that i can pass my maths.
and after reading Fatin's blog,i think i know i too am not ready for a relationship.Girl problems tying me down?no way,i am busy this year and for the forseeable future.It's not like i can get a girl too.And my Athrophobia is getting worse each day.Everywhere i walk i am afraid of people looking at me like i am a fool.
if you don't know,Athrophobia is a fear of People and Society.Serious cases results in denial to go out of the house.I got a mild case only.i am just afraid of how people look at me.This phobia generally affects people with low self-esteem and confidence and the only way to cure it is to expose the patient to the outside world more.
Doesn't look like i can be cured can i?lol.
one of my female friends is pissed at me i think.I don't know why but it's because of some stupid testimonial shit la.Maybe it's my answer,maybe it's her PMS,Who knows?I am still praticising Fatin's tip though and if it looks like this if i am going to have a girlfriend.i'll be damned.
Posted by CSV at 12:30:00 AM
Thursday, February 23, 2006
yes.i have finally quitted from LAVENDER,2 months of hard edge,stupid customers,idiotic superiors and rip off personnels.I have finally made it through unlike some of my friends who slacks at home constantly......lol.right,learnt a lot through this experience.Learnt how to deal with bitches who bully people and learnt how to manage a stupid,crumbling bakery.And you know what the good thing is?I LOST WEIGHT FROM WORKING IN LAVENDER.MUAHAHAHAHA.From a once heavy 69kg i have dropped to 66kg.Cool man.this is awesome.6 more kgs to go.In fact,there's no portruding belly in my stomach anymore.it's flat but still very wobbly.need to make it into 6 packs,lol.
and i get to see those slackers at home get fat and live off their parents.while the ever so slim me get to laugh at their growing spare tyres.*poses like a supermodel*
ok.Adam is handling his loss quite well i should say.he still misses the bakery girl who left for kl but sigh,this always happens to him.so he is not complaining.On the other hand,one of his friends helped him on a few tips to get the girl.
A new haircut,haircolour,dress sense and being yourself should be good enough......no more talking cock i guess.
Let's just hope it does not end with him crying over his sad,sad fate.
and he still hopes to see the KL girl......
Posted by CSV at 3:33:00 PM
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
hello all.i forgot to include a post about ADAM here.as it was Adam's last chance to do what he wanted.He summed up his courage,and went through rehearsals with his friend,Howe,online.After some praticing and last minute golden words.Adam was prepared.He went to work the very next day,heart full of anxiety and nervousness on how the girl whose smile melted his heart would react.....when he reached the bakery....she was missing.
"Something must be wrong".Adam thought to himself.so he went to check the daily shedule board where he found the heartwrenching words written big all in front of his face.His eyes went across the words and suddenly,he felt like dying all over again.On the clipboard was written:
Law San Nin(B0578),absconded due to her college in KL calling her to study again.
these words,so little yet so powerful.Adam felt like crying.all that courage,all the heart thought words....all wasted....
he messaged howe,and all howe did was to laugh at his bad luck and pathetic ways with girls.Wasted.the perfect word for a tragedy.
he blames God for what happens but guess that it is no use afterall.what's done has been done.
so now,adam lives his life,day by day,in sorrow,sadness,and wallowing in self-pity.For this is not the first time things like this have happened,it is not going to be the last neither.THE ONLY LOVE HE EVER KNEW HE THREW IT ALL AWAY........
Kinda sucky huh?to have someone leave when you were about to say something to them.Worst feeling you can ever get.That smile only happens once in a blue moon.and adam has just wasted the chance away.......
PS:To fatin,its good to hear you grandma is ok.better than having her all sick and all.so it's great then,no need for all that emotional bullshit.I just hope it's turn out better with me here.
Posted by CSV at 12:22:00 AM
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
if you guys were hoping to read some updates.take some time to read this story first.adam was a normal kid just like everyone else,17 years old,graduate from secondary school and working in a bakery.his job was not too good but he managed to stayed on while everyone of his oringinal members quitted.however,when he recieved his results,he was not too happy and is now hoping for the school and course he could go into.
Adam was just like any other kid.he had crushes,he had seen his friends with their steads and all,and whenever he sees that scene,he would feel remorseful and sad at himself as he believed that he would not get anyone at all.
to make it all worse,he would often see couples hanging out in the bakery too.this made it even worse and add to the fact that he was constantly bullied by his superiors.Adam was not the handsome guy you see on tv nor the cute boy that was in some superstar compeition,he was in fact just a nerd,not good-looking,not that friendly.
however,just as adam was about to quit his sucky job at the bakery,the new staff came in.One of them,in particular,was a girl whom he found himself deeply attracted to.she was not 100 percent beautiful,but she emiited this air about her that seems to fill the hole inside Adam's heart....
with only 1 day left to socialise with her,adam,tried to get her number.It worked!adam was too happy for words.however,with only a mere text sending to and fro,and his studies to focus on,Adam and the girl's relationship burst like a balloon.
and so,adam lives his solitary life...alone,working as a underpaid stuff in a mega corporation,and was run down by a car soon after.he was aged 21,single and heart broken.....
sounds familair?me too.let's hope it does not happen this way....
Posted by CSV at 12:08:00 PM
Monday, February 20, 2006
hey ho.right,today i continue my post about fucking customers.cause throughtout the 2 months i worked in Lavender,i have met a lot of stupid customers.Unlike Debbie who has met none because i think her job is mostly kids.Mr Vincent and I and those who work in real public places like in the servicing industry are bound to meet them.
Yesterday was a fucking busy day,and i am very puzzled that why is there always so many customers when we are stocking up the bread.Our bread is made at HQ so has to be sent over.And whenever we are stocking bread,customers always come.Disrupts our stocking,make us feel fed up.The worse part is that the bread are always in large quantites.Like 200 pieces of bread and cake in a SINGLE TRIP.stupid customers,always choose the wrong time to come.i don't see you guys come at 4 or 5 pm daily!!!!????
some customers are even stupid enough to ask us to cut the bread for them.There was this 1 customer who brought a small bun.like the size of our palm.and she wants it cut into half.......WTH!!!!!!helllo,might as well eat it all la.cut it half for what.your son all got bread of their own....duh......
next,we got customers who want us to cut the bread,then complains that we cut lously.I don't know if you notice.But i am doing a business here!i have like 10 or so customers to serve while you want me to cut your bread worth around Rm2.50.Wth.....and you make us have to clean up the piece of bread crumbs and shit because of a bloody bread.
what else.....oh ya,there's customer who complains when prices in the price tag and computer are different.Like....hello,the price tag hasn't arrived yet.so we put up the old one to tell you what the bread contains so that you will NOT PESTER US!!!!!troublesome fools.
never mind,i am quitting the job,soon i would not have to see this idiots in action anymore and any of my stupid PERFECTIONIST colleagues....but i miss the pretty new staff joining the BISTRO AREA......NO!!!!!!!
Don't look at me like i am a lao tiko,chee ko pek or whatever.Don't tell me you will feel pissed when someone decent appear for work and you missed him/her.I know a lot of you would.and if you claim you don't,stop lying again.....you lie too much for a short life.
although i don't know about Fatin,i am pretty sure vincent had some fucking customer and debbie had a weird customer,the old dirty fellow.but then again,that time i visited vincent.he was attending to 2 pretty decent customers.TRUCKER CAP HOT CHICK.....haiz....vincent vincent.....you have no idea how lucky you are.......and debbie you also.......
right, end of post.
Posted by CSV at 1:10:00 PM
Sunday, February 19, 2006
this post today is all about customers.all walks of life,all sort of behaviours........do spend your time to read it.Hilarious shit......i call this.........
FUCKING CUSTOMERS!!
Presented by
Chua Seong Voon
Filmed and documented by
Kiss My Ass Media Ltd.
Narrator:
Many of us working occasionally will find that it is boring and plain old sucks.There are quite a few perks as in the form of money.....
however,the workforce is soon going to be dominated by an unseen terror.This terror is that of a million nightmares and comes from the darkest abyss in the world.This/these are fucking customers.......
Today,we shall explore the world of Fucking Customers and see what it holds for us......
Most fucking customers come from a background similar to all of us....their parents made love with uncountable number of parents.the genes collide and thus,the terror is born.The life of a Fucking Customer is very unpredicatable.......you never know when they will explode........
Fucking Customers grow up to be adults like all humans do......but they evolve and stream into different grades.
Grade 1:Fucking Customer
This are your everyday run-of-the-mill angry customer who obviosly has a pole shoved up his ass/her vagina.
Grade 2:Assholes
Fucking customers evolve to a worser strain of parasites called assholes.these assholes commit henious crimes and do bad things all day long.From stealing,killing,hustling(sell drug) to the simplest of spitting or DIGGING NOSE in public.
Grade 3:Useless Scums
Useless scums are pretty much people who do nothing at all,stay at home and live on others.Commonly seen as beggers on the streets with hands and legs intact.
so you see.Fucking customers are far more a threat to our society than pollution,porn or violent video games.In fact,research done at the Cambridge International School of Fucking Customer Study has observed that:"1 in 1,000,000 people are fucking customers.They are contagious as well,when a fucking customers makes a shopholder pissed,you get fucking shopowners,same goes with policeman,nurse,doctor etc.THE POSSIBLITIES are ENDLESS!!!!!
last but not least,Mr IhateFuckingCustomer,who is an expert in his field has listed a way to deal with fucking customers.
"when you see a fucking customer,do not hesistate to kick him/her in the groin region."or you can simply treat his/her words as fart and make your day happy and carefree without the stupid voice"
all in all,fucking customers are a serious threat to society and can exterminate the human species if neccessary.So,when the fucking stops,the customer can too.
THE END
DIRECTED BY
CHUA SEONG VOON
Screenplay by
Chua Seong Voon
Written by
Chua Seong Voon
Special thanks to
Mr hook
fucking customers
Thank you.
see,i told you it was beneficial to read this documentary.kinad bored.continue tomorrow.
Posted by CSV at 5:10:00 PM
Saturday, February 18, 2006
yeah,i am back.so today,to further justify how much my love life sucks and that love jinxes on me,i list an example.
today,when i was working,three girls came for interview.guess what,1 of them was good looking.God damn it.she is interviewing for the bistro area.WTF man,see,just when i started work in LAVENDER,no girls to look at.Now that i am leaving,got girls.WTF IS THIS!!!
damn it la,and it's not going any better.Just because i went over to the BISTRO area to help out,i get screwed over by my colleague bitch at the CAKE SHOP area.Bloody hell,this work sucks period.
anyway,i was on my way home when my father mentioned to me that one of my neighbourhood friends drove a car straight into a wall and crashed.He was injured and sent to the hospital.blood was flowing.....did i mention that he is only 15?yes,stupid idiot who does not have a license drove his father's car into other people's houses.Wat a fucking idiot.He deserved it.
he was not that studious or angelic anyway.he was kind of arrogant and GUAI LAN.Since his father is a lwayer and all.being rich made his a corrupted bitch.OH,it rhymes!
his two brothers are no better.both of them slack at home and don't work at all.living on their father.This are people who i find worthy to call.....SCUMBAGS.useless freaks.
their son,ANDREW better die in hospital cause if he does not...i'll take his life away.LOL.
no.he does not deserve to live anyway.ok,i know i sound mean and all.but you need to understand....he really is notorious.
that's why i say....don't be afraid to beat your child.If he doesn't learn,MAKE HIM.TAKE NO SHIT From your kids.you own them.you made them.hell,they are yours to control.so whoop their ass when necessary.
enough!
Posted by CSV at 11:25:00 PM
Friday, February 17, 2006
ho,finally can blog,crappy blogspot got problems man.anyway,let me get to my blogging.I forgot to mentioned that 1 year ago during Valentine's Day that i was about to do something for a girl.Something involving big presents,flowers,necklace and a girl who is currently dating a malay boy.WTF.
right,see i told you my love life sucked.I backed out of something i could have done.I am a coward when it comes to lovey-dovey cinta cinta stuff.
well,maybe it has something to do with my personality,my eight-characters or my manhood.LOL.
i would like to refer to many examples.but i would want to focus on one.See this girl,that i have an interest to back in sec 4.....we could talk.but whenever we talked,she would just be like reluctantly speak to me.we had some quarrels and we got a fight.But it's all over now and we are back to speaking terms.BUT.Howe,on the other hand....he was already on bad terms with this girl and by what freak of an accident.They become friends again.Fuck eh?you ask me who the girl is?you know the answer.......we hardly even talk anymore.see?
see,even with a suituation that has me leading,i can even lose.And if i refer to my zodiac,i was supposed to have some sort of a relationship in 2003 but....... you guessed it,no shit!
yeah,i don't know why i keep on talking about my love life,but i know this.It's not good at all.
my brother who has an ego of a thousand people,with his shameless attitude,can even get more girls then me.Albeit it must be those muscles and crap.sigh.....
if only love was that simple and pure....which it cannot be.I'm not blaming anyone for this.
Hey,if i am going to be single my whole life,then let it be!But can i at least GET A GIRLFRIEND.OK,it may not be now but just let me get 1 allright?
some of my friends say,don't worry someone will be for you.I say,SHIt.you think i can get a girlfriend with my face?
yah,most girls don't look on the outside but they need to see someone who is pleasing to the eyes to talk at least.With my face,no one is coming near me except for my friends who understand me better than you do.Yes,you.
man,enough about this.makes me kind of pissed.typing this cause i got nothing to blog about.
shit,got to go work.see you all tomorrow.
i deleted 15 friends in friendster.check to see if it is you..just kidding,mostly maple and stuff.
Posted by CSV at 1:07:00 PM
Thursday, February 16, 2006
hello all,came back from work,decided to blog.so,my after thoughts on V-day.Yesterday was a freaking busy day.we got a lot of people coming in and out.Mostly couples and all.
and yeah,more cases of b-grade boys with a-grade girls.now,it's kind of amazing to see how these guys get the girl.I wish i could be like them.even better,i wish i could meet someone who thinks that way.
ah well,back from my fantasizing.i have to start studying again.
so much for V-day,spending it in Lavender.....
some of my friends....they got it good.they get to spend it with their loved ones,go towning and all...man,this really sucks.
man,i am getting boring.yeah,thats it.bye.lol
Posted by CSV at 12:41:00 AM
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
WOOHOOO!!!!IT's valentine's day today!!!!!!!!Let's look at all the couples on the street and break them up!LOL.kidding.If i did the above,i'll probably get my ass kicked by many people.bleag.....boring man.I always didn't like Valentine's Day much.Kind of overated if you ask me.
Yes,part of me is jealous of the fact that many couples out there are blessed and how pretty girls go out with B-grade guys.....sigh,thinking about that makes it even worse...i feel like crying.
if you ask me,i would say it is overated as you can see,couples everywhere will be on the street,kissing,hugging or even making love.While the last one is pretty stupid,the other 2 will be common throughout the streets of Singapore and Malaysia.In short,every year is the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.You see guys giving roses to girls,girls all shocked and tearing,guys take out cake to eat and BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!
right,if love is so powerful and all,why do you want to spend it on just that day alone?might as well spend it every single day since it is so "GOOD"
For me,the best way to spend Valentine's Day is to masturbate to a picture of the girl you like,best.LOL.
no,i would probably stay at home,cook up some shit and serve it to the girl i happen to be with or so.Whatever,i don't care about V-day that much anyway.
To add salt to wound,oil to fire,Neo to Matrix,i have to spend V-day with LAVENDER today.But fear not,i am resigning soon.22nd Feb.Right on Pay Day.since i am planning to retake my maths.
and i swear that i am going to pass this maths no matter what,i am going to kill myself if i fail this one.Some of my friends say that oooo,why waste your time......blah blah blah.I got 3 words to say:go suck my dick and Mr hook is saying:ARGH,GO FUCK YOURSELF.this is my choice and my results.Even if i explain it to you.you will never understand,you dipshit.
right,if i do pass maths and all,it's all good but i still need to hope for a miracle that i get to the course i like.Sucks.
right,Happy Valentine's Day to all the couples out there.Don't get ripped off into buying roses and shit for one another.It's a marketing strategy.I know cause i am trying to rip people off for Lavender.
good bye.
Posted by CSV at 11:21:00 AM
Sunday, February 12, 2006
ok,i am back.was thinking on what courses to take and all.this is crazy man,i never thought studying or choosing a course would be so difficult.worse still,i can't even get into the course i wanted even if i got a pretty decent L1r4 of 17.which is pretty good.
but shit is that i cannot get to the course i want.bloody hell,i have no mood to laugh or even talk anymore.i just want to think this through and get to a course i am interested in.
i haven't even applied for the 12 choices yet.this is craptastic.
i really need a miracle to help me now.i am busy asking everyone to help me pray that my appeal works.So if you are reading this now,please pray for me.
i really don't know what to do.
signing off now.see you guys.
Posted by CSV at 11:30:00 PM
Friday, February 10, 2006
this sucks,period.i got my results back,and they are shitty.Fucking shitty.I can't go to the course that i wanted and i failed my maths.So i guess all that shit leads right up to this.
I don't know how to face everyone especially my tuition teachers who has put so much effort into me and in the end,had their efforts wasted.
Look at how much of a failure i have made myself into.Did i deserve this?I think i did.I sinned alot,but i am not going to mention them here.I did not study hard enough.
Fucking idiot....why can't i just be fucking born clever.save me the trouble of getting losses.
all this time,i was hoping for something good to happen.The only time it happen was when i was having PSLE,i passed my maths,suprisingly.
Guess it's not happening today.or ever.Stupid shit.
and to add to that is the fact that i have to return home to an empty house,watching the news report the scholars of this year.Looking at it makes me feel worse by a hundred folds.
The higher you aim,the harder you fall.guess i aimed too high.Crawled out of one hole and fell into a deeper one.
and i am still surprised that some of my classmates are proud of the results they get.What the hell......i am shocked by what they deem is suitable for them.
enough of those faggots.so what if i get 17 for my L1R4???!!! i can't fucking get to my course.Who cares how much i get.just let me get to my course and study.
screw you all,i don't want your consolation.I am fine,i am thinking straight,i am fed up with myself not achieving what i can.
sick,this is stupid.Now i am at a loss.
try as i might,i cannot make myself laugh anymore.This news came as a hit to me.good job.
Good job to Wei Da though,he did his best and it shows in his result.good job.
in short,today sucked.I got bad results and i ended my day abruptly.I did not say goodbye to my friends.i just left.guess that's what i will see for the last of them.
Shadows and all.
Mr Hook is taking a rest for a while......
i need a rest.....think this shit through.
Posted by CSV at 9:09:00 PM
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Yo,back from work.My internet was down yesterday.so i cant online till today when it miraculously healed itself.man,i just received the news 2 days ago on the media reporting that Friday is the day to collect my O level Results.Scary huh,i don't know why they pulled the date earlier this year.
anyway,now with each passing day,the feeling gets worse,i get more nervous.The day of reckoning is so near.Like tomorrow at 2.30pm.
part of me think that it is a good time to see all my friends since end of O levels.Part of me is afraid of the fact that the results is going to be a permanent mark in life.
If i do get a good result,i'll probably be brimming with shiny colours,if i get shit score.I'll get scarred in life.It is that serious.
oh well,at least i get to see the teachers.Kinda miss them all.Absence makes the heart grow fonder.applies to everyone.Including assholes.
Right,i am quitting my job at Lavender at the end of this month.Going to leave that hellhole shit place.end of this month.After i get my pay which they SO DISHONESTLY CUT DOWN.
Sue me?come sue then,slander whatever.You rip people off and that's the final.
MR HOOK SAYS.......
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Check out my abs and biceps.It's nice to be a pirate!You get special accent.ARGH!AHOY ME MATIES!!!!
And the ever so classic
ARGH! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!
BEST PHRASE EVER!
see you guys on the DAY OF RECKONING.
Posted by CSV at 11:43:00 AM
Sunday, February 05, 2006
remember what i said when i mentioned that my job sucks and that you meet fucking idiots everyday?well,it got shittier.
The world is full of hypocrites and assholes.When an assholes meets an asshole,hell is bound to happen.When an asshole and another asshole have sex together,they give birth to.......you guessed it!!!ASSASSHOLEHOLE.yes,
today while i was working,this bunch of fucking idiots come up to the cake shop counter and asked for a piece of cake.While my colleague was confirming with him what cake he wanted,the asshole just said:just take a cake,anything,i don't care.
hello....if you don't care,why bother buying.I might as well give SHIT for you to eat.Don't think you are powerful because you got some mere dead-presidents(money) in your hand.I got more than you and i can even slap a wad of it on your oily,pimple full fuck face.Boy,that's a mouthful.
ok,as if that's not enough,when they wanted to pay the bill.they call me by saying:''hello" "hello" in a rude manner.
yah what you want me to say?bye bye.SUCK MY DICK ASSHOLE.
COURTEST OF www.maddox.xmission.com
Next.
i had a female customer who dresses and looks like a whore,yeah,a prostitue.White Bra under black top is the fashion now huh?do me a favour,don't wear high underwear with hipster jeans,you show everyone your GREEN panties when you squat down.
not just that.she laughs when i serve her.What?you cannot eat bread with FORKS AND SPOON?????MUST USE YOUR DIRTY HAND TO EAT IS IT????I SERVE YOU NOT GOOD IS IT?WHY DO I GET LAUGHED AT WHEN I PLACE FORKS AND SPOON TO FACILITATE YOUR EATING PLEASURE.
People on this world just don't appreciate what they have,me included.
This one is for all my friends out there who are working and has to deal with fucking assholes.
ESPECIALLY TO VINCENT AND FATIN,my loyal readers.
WHEN you are faced with stupid brainless idiotic dumb sons of bitches and good for nothing worthless CUSTOMERS.
JUST SAY...............
ARGHHHHHHH GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!
woohoo,you will feel damn good.
together now!GO FUCK YOURSELF.
stupid customers.
LOL.
end.
Posted by CSV at 7:23:00 PM
Saturday, February 04, 2006
i know i hate saying this.BUT.......I MISS HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!
i don't know why i feel like this.maybe it's because of the fact that homework is the 1 thing you can do at school where no one can tell you how it is done.Unlike work,everything has to be done 1 way only.homework can be done in a multitude of ways.Copy,do it on your own,do it with friends or just don't do.That is like so free.well,i got enough to say about school life.
Kids all over the world must be hating me now.Even if i say why,you guys won't understand.
ok,so i want to go back to talking about girls i like.
everytime i see PRETTY Girls with their boyfriends,i just feel envy.How lucky the guy is to have such a pretty girlfriend.Of course i am just talking about the girls i like.if there is pretty girls though,i'll just focus on their boobs,face,boobs and face and continue.
i know you must be thinking i am very pervertic.But hey,don't tell me you don't look at breasts or porn or some handsome guy's ass?you don't?go fuck yourself.you are lying.Asshole.
right,so i was thinking,how hard is it to get a girl with a good personality????IS it really true that all people only takes extra attention to beautiful people.Is it true that looks come first before personality?for me i think i am that kind of person.
I am materialistic.I admit it,but at least i have the guts to tell everyone i am.I like people who look better more that people who look like shit.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,I AM AN ASSHOLE,I AM A PIECE OF SHIT.
THANK YOU......
Enough for today.Check out www.kennysia.com for a super funny blog.A bit chim but very nice.
Posted by CSV at 11:14:00 PM
Friday, February 03, 2006
SHFLISLF:SFS
Yes,i am back to blog and i am fired up to blog.Since i am too bored these days.Right,so i went to www.maddox.xmission.com to read about it from xiaxue.And the blog is totally cool.This guy really has his own point of view and is kind of an asshole.like me.
that aside.check his website out if you are free.WHICH YOU SHOULD BE SINCE YOU ARE READING MY BLOG.......
so today,i went to singapore to play pool with howe but guess what.HE PANG SEH ME FOR 1 HOUR AND 48 MINS!!!!!ASSHOLE.MADE ME WAIT FOR NOTHING AND i got to play pool for only 1 fucking hour.THANKS HOWE,You are such a good friend.
After that,I went home and shitted for half and hour.
While shitting,i suddenly had a flash of genius thinking about scripts for movies.
i got a few.NAmely.
Black People.
Black 1:yo,wat's up ma nigger?!
Black 2:Been breaking,fool.
Black 1:so?you bouncin to the crib?
Black 2:Nah,i got some shit man.Some nigger fucker backstab my homie.Needa clap him up.
Balck 1:man,that some serious shit.Betcha he be dead.
Black 2:No shit.homie.
see?how cool would it be if you could talk like that.Well, i can and so can Vin.we used to talk like gangsta back in school.LOL.AHHHH,GOOD TIMES.
Note:clap up in gangsta means shooting someone with a SEMI AUTOMATIC TEC-9 or Uzi.
my other script involves some religion,NO OFFENCE.TAke it in good words.
Lead Character:Father,forgive me,i have sinned once again.....
Priest:Do not worry,my son.Repent and be forgiven.
Lead Character:No father,you don't understand...i....i...i shot a kid.It was another hit.
Priest:Stop,and pray.The lord have mercy on you....
and etc...man,how cool would it be to film a movie involving a confession.
AHHH THAT ASIDE.i need to eat.see you all dipshits tomorrow.
HOWE IS PANGSEH KIA.
Posted by CSV at 7:35:00 PM
Thursday, February 02, 2006
yeah,back to blog.i am kind of amazed to see Vin online.Since he is so busy these few days.right,so he is complaining that i talk about myself and writing songs.what is wrong with that.this is my blog,MY RULES.You get me?you fool!
OK.so i have decided to quit my job around the end of feburary or Mid march.Since the results are going to be released from 6th to 10th feb.i think it is better to quit earlier should any problems crop up.Away from the godforsaken company.
I found a new course in Temasek Poly.Culinary Stuff.Which is the best since i MIGHT be able to apply for the JOINT SAF POLY programme.If i do managed to get it done,I have my course fee sponsored and monthly allownace!cool huh?
let's hope i pass freaking maths and be eligible for the course.If not,it's shatec all the way then.
right,so i was thinking about how different people would look with different hairstyles.I saw a kid with afro today while working.Don't know what the hell the mother was thinking when she allowed her son to perm the hair.It looks stupid on him.Yes,it's stupid and damn irritating.
Imagine someone with afro sitting in front of you when you are watching a movie.Bet all you are looking at is hair.bloody hell.Afro only look good on some people.
Enough said.Peace out.