Tuesday, February 28, 2006
ok.let's get this topic started today.if you didn't already know.howe's sister ZOE ran away from home just yesterday.i am not sure what happen but hey she claims that she hates the family and ran away.so,after her family ran around Singapore calling her friends and all.she was found to be living with a friend.
let me teach you guys about this sort of problems.Kids nowadays are very spoilt.Unable to live with air-con,handphones,computers and diamond underwear.Whatever happened to the ruggedness in people back then.If you need to deal with the kids.do it.
Allow me and Mr Hook to teach you guys about maintaining kids under control.
NOTE:Most of the contents here are taken from www.maddox.xmission.com
Don't Be Afraid To Beat Your Kid
i am serious.take no shit from them.you own the kid,you made them,they should be servicing you.Kick their ass when they defy you.
step 1:THE SLAP.
Yes,this is a tried and tested method that works wonders.When your kid is pestering you to buy toys,eat something etc and you simply are busy......just slap them.Make sure you flick your hand back at the last moment to give a stinging sensation.
I GUARANTEE YOU THE KID WILL SHUT UP...if not proceed to step 2.
step 2:1,2 PUNCH.
Now if the kid still won't shut his mouth.give him the 1,2 punch.aim for his face and land 2 square jabs first.Then give him an uppercut to make him shut up.Mix it up a little to prevent him from guessing your pattern.You can stop when there is blood flowing out or he shutted his mouth.
step 3:the DRAGONKICK.
No explanation needed.Great to use when the kid embarrased you by peeing/shitting in his/her pants.
step 4:PVC pipe
they say:spare the rod and spoil the child.I say:spare the rod and use the pipe.CANES are no longer in effectiveness anymore as kids nowadays have thicker skin.you have to change with the times.Use a PVC pipe.When the kid talks back to you when you are ordering him.take this out,whack him in the head.Bound to give surprising effects.
NOTE:CHILD ABUSE is when the parents hit the kids with no reason whatsoever.So when you beat the kid.tell them you love them just so you would't get your ass sued.
Next.mr hook shows you how to do it the RIGHT WAY.
LOL.IT's amazing how Mr Hook handles his problems.Now,if you people don't want to do the dirty job.You can hire me.
RIGHT!I expect business to pick up very soon.